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Saturday, August 29, 2015

An Honest Post Part 2:

I recognize that last post got a little heavy, so this time we're hopefully going to feel a little more lighthearted about our honesty.
At the end of the last post, I mentioned being "so many other things" and so I decided, in this post, I'd give you some things to know about me instead. So here they are, judge away internets!

(Maybe we'll just do ten so we don't get too carried away too early with the narcissism.)

1) I snort when I laugh hard. Not in a cute, Sandra Bullock kind of way, but in more of a...there may     be an actual swine present, kind of way.
2) Audrey Hepburn once said, "I was born with a enormous need for affection, and a terrible need to give it." And that's me too. Sounds corny or cliche, but I love to love. I say it early and maybe too often, but actually I always mean it.
3) I meow all the time. At other people. At myself. At everything and anything else. Go ahead, meow back.
4) I own seven different, whimsical panda head hats. Yes, that's a real thing.
5) I'm a Hufflepuff, and I take myself very seriously.
6) Michelangelo is my favorite Ninja Turtle.
7) I can still rap all of the lyrics to Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby", verbatim.
8) Call me bland, but Vanilla Bean is my favorite flavor of ice cream--and for the record it is different and better than Vanilla, it's...beanier. Whatever.
9) I wish they'd stop putting nuts in my dessert. It's unnecessary and I consider it a rude interruption to an otherwise delirious occasion. Especially in regards to carrot cake, like walnuts, really? What gives?!
10) I believe that, as Kevin Bacon taught us in Footloose, punch-dancing it out is the best solution to our problem-solving needs.

So that's out of the way and should get us started in a new direction.
If after reading these titillating facts, you have found yourself passionately in love with me and therefore ardently seek my hand in marriage, the answer is yes. Bring pizza and I'm still bringing my cat. 

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